Tuesday 20 January 2009

Annoying Tenant, coming out.....apparently, beastiality

A suprise party thats cool, they seem big on your continent here and europe I don't think anyone ever does that, I've never had one but thinking on that i'll have to plan something for someone probably my sisters 30th. I'm restarting my grow op again since I'm going to be here for the rest of the year (more like 6 months). My Dad talked me in to staying and because of some loophole I can train on my old medical and start training this week and get back on amphetamines (i'll make another video with the goldfinger helicopter also). The weed never caused the perma-terror it was the amphetamine but it really helps me study and I tolerate it well at the right dose I'm quite sure this time I won't go crazy, now that I'm focused with goals and stuff. Staying out of hospitals and jails this time and if not I'm taking him down with me!! Smoking isn't good though if you know what your doing you should try cooking with it I always seem to mess it up.
I've just been outed.... seemingly anyway. I told you his name wrong please skip along with me to the end of these sentences... he's not Camice but Musab like it matters. When he first came I found him incredibly annoying and rude (our Saudi tenant from melton college). Forever demanding this and that and having me drive him everywhere on one occasion he woke me up because he couldn't get a taxi to catch a train... He then tells me he could have got on a later train. I've just been helping him with his emails, he didn't plan ahead though....oh what fun watching him break out in a sweat all agitated throughout trying to cover up his tones of urgency when he said things like "No not in that folder!!" He broke away breifly for a phone call and I'm fairly certain that among his cornacopia of pornopgraphy..... now I had to close the window by this time.... but I'm sure I saw a horse. He's ok really, I can get on with him at least. The point. He was asking me if I had a girlfreind "No" said I.
"Why not?" I was busy half doing something else... germinating my seeds to be exact, he caught me off guard.
"ummmmm because I happen to not know anyone in York"
"How come?"
"well I went to a private school in somerset and after that I traveled a lot and I don't know what to tell you I generally hate everyone" I use to be kind of an asshole but that was at a time when irony was lost on phyciatrists and well before shows like house made it cool.
"No I think it is because maybee you umm I think maybee it is because you don't like girls" more skipping ahead for the thought process after that because I was trying to give a credible anwser and in all truth I don't really have an answer to that and I don't care to have one either. I'm too old to have that as an issue and I'm sure I have more important things to concern myself with. He backed me in to a corner so I just suggested that he ask me something else "Ahhhhh I knew it!!"
"Well done good for you" In Amsterdam I was getting a lot of hassle from drug pushers in the street and its the same attitude really its a hell of a lot easier just to start speaking spanish and act all confused. " Lo siento pero no hablo ingles mas o mas o mas asi" All of yesterday he kept pointing out girls on the street. I gotta say coming out like this feels really liberating, its a lot less hassle.


xxx Ash

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