Now the men!! The summation.

I get hit on a lot by men and while compiling a list of 15 women that has amazed me!! I always though that it was mostly guys that were interested. Now I'm having a hard time remembering any of them but let me see.

Guy #1
Was in Manchester on canal street. I was mistaken for a rent boy and almost fell backwards in to the canal!!

Guy #2
For a short period of time I use to hang around with goths and used to pick up weed there. The EU had recently added Poland or something does that make sence? Anyway this Polish guy tried to pick me up.

Guy #3
A guy offered to buy me a drink in a bar? He said no strings? Maybe he was serious like me. Cause I do that and women don't believe me.

Guy #4

Another guy in a bar buys me a drink. It so happens it was a gay bar. What was I doing in a gay bar? What are you my mother? I prefer the music there.

Guy #5
I was at a nightclub in York and I remember this guy that insisted I was gay. Same goes for Guy #6.

Guy #7

The fat guy in mexico!! I got free crisps!!


Guy#8
I'm running out of memories ummmm oh the guy in the pie shop. I got free coffee!! Its mostly a great way to get free things. I shouldn't be taking advantage.

Guy #9
That guy in NSW...what an ugly fat pig. totally took advantage of me but fortunatly i know that a very breif back scrub is the limit. Walsing in the fucking bathroom while I was showering. What a dick!!
Guy 10

Ok now I don't actually know for sure but thank fuck its gotta be the last guy. I actually really liked him...as a person and oh no he's not the last. I couldn't figure him out though. I met him when he was drunk and I didn't know if he was gay cause he really seemed gay and took a special interest in me and this other guy from Austin and I wanted to keep in touch with them both cause then I found that he was dating all these women.

Fortunatly I can add another women to the list. She worked at the same place. Same pathetic story of being way too shy and stuff. I really liked her and I really did wanna get to know her but I was such a twat and was really scared of fucking it up. I have now also remebered Carolina, She was a colombian goddess and I was going to enter in to an arranged marraige with her. I never heard back from her about that. Oh well.

Ok so after calculating all my love interested airgo people interested in me since I have been on the scene ha ha . it totals........

21 women +-  woman.

so thats 27 people since I was about 18. OH OH OH. I mean 28 cause i can add a really seedy internet affair I had with this women on the internet (I saw her on cam she was definatly a women) I forget her name. Oh crap I suppose I have to include another Irishka!! She was a russian girl and we work on jasminlive together. 29 people!! Ok so this is interesting. I had noooo idea I would be able to come up with OMG GOD DAMN IT GEMMA!! I think thats that!! I am sooo sooo sure that I have an acurate record now Gemma Wilkinson from high school. I reeeeallly liked her she was sooo nice and OMG the othr girl in the petrol station makes it an uneven 31. She did ask me out. 31 women I could include Hannah from Cafe Rouge but she was dating paul and she just said that she liked me and I didn't know how. Another girl who worked there complemented my hair. My measure is girls that I know for sure I could have been with. OK I have added up to 21 women and have corrected that at the top.


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revised comprehensive list of lost women.

I was on the bus the other day somewhat bored until I decided to go through in my mind my relationship with women so far. Oh dear..... so I decided to make a list just in case I should have a severe brain injury and forget. As I can't remember any names of random hookers and I guess I don't mean relationships it seems that my lovr life has sucked. This is the list of women I encountered and my complete and honest reasoning of why they failed.

Girl 1 (name forgotten)

After getting completley drunk at some night club in york I met this girl and I went to her place and well it happens to every guy!!

Girl 2 ( Its probably in a past blog)
This blonde 30 year old dragged me in to market stall in the early hours one morning but i wasn't really interested at yhe time and wanted to get to know her. Never to be seen again!!

Girl 3 Jasmin!!
Probably the hottest woman ever aand I made a huge play . Not proud of myself cause I played lots of mind games cause I thought maybe thats what I had to do. Supposidly she wused to be a model for playboy never confirmed if that was true and she was married with a kid. She was also 30 and as time came around she came my way but i didn't take it further not sure I had a reason. Despite all the arm stroking Ifelt nothing but she thought I was scared .
Girl 4 ( I think was girl 3 .. natasha? wild guess)
I'm not sure about this one but well I met her in a club and genuinley had decided that I didn't give a shit anymore but she seemed to be in to me and liked the whole thing about me speaking spanish and flying planes and being british. Meh.

Girl 5 Mable !!

Fuck the order but she was after jasmin. I made a song for her name to remeber it based on the jewish honika song mable mable mable I met you yesterday etc. She was very pretty and I was really in the mood to talk and she showed me her breasts in a cafe. She was actually in a wheelchair but I thought well if I really like her and like talking to her then i really valued that. I didn't fancy her none of them I liked that much they were all aside from girl 1 higly attractive. IShe had a lot of issues and the main reason why I liked her turned out to be an illusion. She couldn't get away faster ansd I dont wanna talk about how badly I fucked that up.

Girl 6 +7 (Who knows)
Since I'm revising the list some other random women in a bar. I would have asked her out (girl 6) but was too much of a pussy. (I was too much). I would have been interested in her in theory and for about half an hour we flirted from across the room but often all that happens in my head is a lot of naturalistic stuff to say that finds its way past my paralimbic system and then I'm screwed...or not. Girl 7 asked if she could buy me a drink but I was 18 and I just froze.

Girl 8 from woolworths

Same story of apathy and fear, but I think she was maybe only 15...didn't feel right I guess.

Between them all I'm missing some and my order is all screwed up.

Girl 9 Hazel

Hazel thinks your cute!! I never got to find out who hazel was and I was struggling to care at the time I did wander the beach in search for hazel but because my responce was thanks Hazel!! When it came to me finding out I suppose I became invisible or something like that.

Girl 10 Charlie

I think it was around the time I was trying to do this being honest thing I mean more how I feel instead of it being an ego thing and I I got talking to Charlie and maybee I might talk to her again, Im sure she's still here. Don't know when she's going back to hong kong. We met at Mcdonalds and talked about why even asian animals are small. I think emotionally i was a wreck (earlier this year). Another girl who did the arm stroking thing. Maybee if i accept that all relationships end and I'm bored of the rest of this sentance. If the talking bit is easy and I don't know what aside from marijuanna are the factors but i think not caring was what i was going for a lot of the time in the hopes of caring ARGGHHHH the irony. don't care = talking =potential relationship.

I'm bored and frankly embarressed at writing this nonsence espeicially when I think of 3 other girls that liked me and how shitty I handled it.  More amusing is men that hit on me!! So I shall make a list of that later.