excuse me HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCK ME HA HA HA HA HA HA AHUM A HA .........OH WHAT A WEEKEND!!
WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE CONTINUING TO READ.
I hosted this Spanish girl and I was practicing my Spanish with her and was going well. She's an interesting charactor with a strong personality. Likes to speak her mind a lot. I totally respect it but tengo mierdo todos los dias. Took her back to the Arabian bachelor pad. "Whisky on the rocks with coke Yaser!!"
"Of course Ash!!"
"Bukra!!" Now I have 20 odd Arabian freinds and it will be good for my C.V. I'm going to retake the challenge of learning Arabic in 2 weeks.
Was smoking a little pot and dancing to all the single Ladies and Stella ventured questions about Arabic culture. I was like of fuck get me out of here. She had lots and lots of questions and why have a rule for women and not for men just because of religion. It is no fair it is not equal.The Arabians feircly defended Islamic law and there culture but one question prompted an answer that uncomfortably I had forseen.
"Why women not allow to wear what they like it is sexist"
I had way passed on giving this as my gut answer to "Because women are very very sexy to men but men are only a little sexy to women!!" Oh what a fucking answer!! I make no judgment on this.
We walk around and enter a sex shop. Very intriging!! They have these dolls. They have this huge extra sized lady, You have a job on your hands just inflating the fucker!! If you don't have a lock on your bedroom you'll never be able to deflate it in time when you hear someone coming up the stairs. Wouldn't fit in a wardrobe not even in fucking narnia!! These things though are super life like in every way imaginable with vibrating attachments super soft latex filling tilting glass eyes, an extra adventure in the oral area, blonde hair. These things start at £100 and Musab bought on. Oh I'm taking my HD camera to film him inflate the fucker. Maybee Musab might pimp her out to me!! I could take her in the car pool lanes on my way to flight school. Then these guys wanted me to show them a way to a Massage Parlor the kind that do happy endings. I just so happen to know the location. Hey what kinda guy do you take me for? Luckily I managed to loose Stella for half an hour for that errand. Nice hearing from you the last time!!
xxx
Sunday 26 April 2009
Wednesday 22 April 2009
Feasability
Hello Ashton,
Thank you for your email and for your comments on the Earthrounders Site. Congratulations for your very ambitious project of flying around the World... the ultimate destination.
It is impossible to give an idea of the cost of a RTW flight. Most pilots do not want to disclose the cost of their flights. You must start by counting at least 100 hours of flying time plus all other costs, hotels, meals, bachshishs, clearances, landing fees and the like. The fuel costs are only a very small part of the equation. You will also have the hiring or purchasing and maintenance of an aircraft...Also you may not be able to put 4 people in a 4 seater aircraft as you will need more room for extra fuel and survival gear.
Flying VFR on such a long route is almost impossible, also 14 days would be an almost impossible race against time and weather. I do not know of any pilot that was not IFR rated and the minimum hours these pilots had is at least 500. A lot of experience should be gained before attempting such an endeavour, like building flying hours and practicing flying to nearby friendly foreign countries.
I hope this should not deter you in your project, a very ambitious one and I hope you will be able to achieve it.
If you have any questions do not hesitate to contact us. You may want to read the stories of other pilots on the Earthrounders Site and contact as many Earthrounders you may encounter.
Regards
Claude Meunier
claudemeunier@bigpond.com
www.earthrounders.com
Thank you for your email and for your comments on the Earthrounders Site. Congratulations for your very ambitious project of flying around the World... the ultimate destination.
It is impossible to give an idea of the cost of a RTW flight. Most pilots do not want to disclose the cost of their flights. You must start by counting at least 100 hours of flying time plus all other costs, hotels, meals, bachshishs, clearances, landing fees and the like. The fuel costs are only a very small part of the equation. You will also have the hiring or purchasing and maintenance of an aircraft...Also you may not be able to put 4 people in a 4 seater aircraft as you will need more room for extra fuel and survival gear.
Flying VFR on such a long route is almost impossible, also 14 days would be an almost impossible race against time and weather. I do not know of any pilot that was not IFR rated and the minimum hours these pilots had is at least 500. A lot of experience should be gained before attempting such an endeavour, like building flying hours and practicing flying to nearby friendly foreign countries.
I hope this should not deter you in your project, a very ambitious one and I hope you will be able to achieve it.
If you have any questions do not hesitate to contact us. You may want to read the stories of other pilots on the Earthrounders Site and contact as many Earthrounders you may encounter.
Regards
Claude Meunier
claudemeunier@bigpond.com
www.earthrounders.com
Monday 20 April 2009
guiness book of records, Musabs hypocondria...and his PA
Its been a very interesting past few days. Unbelievably beautiful .....I got my hands on some pot....every bodies all sunned out and happy and hooked on god endorphines for the easter period OMG and I'm all paranoid its like the whole world revolves around me and there all in on it somehow!! I'm in The Truman Show here!!
I swear looking at the sky not one single cloud, clear blue everywhere. Too perfect to be real.. one could poke a hole or sale right in to it.
Had a fun time with this French Canadian girl. Have invited her to come. She seems very keen. Its funny when I checked out the Guineas records to find my category. But they don't seem to fucking have one its hilarious speed read this I cracked up reading the last one.
It is not possible for us to recognize national or parochial (country or region-specific) records. There are nearly 200 independent countries in the world, and you will understand that it is simply not possible for us to list 200 national records for every one of the world records we currently recognize. We therefore only publish an absolute or overall world record in each category that is not dependent on the nationality of the person who set it.
Similarly, we do not classify any of our records according to the race, ethnic background or religion of the person setting them.
Examples of proposals we do not accept:
Fastest Englishman to climb Mt Everest
Fastest run across North America by an African-American
Most sit ups by a Christian
Can you just imagine the youngest harry khrishna to climb everest or the highest altitude reached by a pagan on a broomstick. Put the point was that the black guy made big deal about being black as the the youngest black person yada yada I would have surley been the youngest white person. They should add a catagory!!
I'm out with Jane from Quebec whom I liked much talking away with her and we go see Musab for a rest stop...my envy has subsided whisky on the rocks yaser!! No problem Ash!! Oh its fucking great they make my dinner and OMG what a fucking pair of morons they spent all the money on the flat and they received an unexpected 2k council tax bill I have to go and translate for them. But I'm taking Jane to the pent house and scared for her a lot she's gonna be a lamb to the slaughter here, there all gonna hit on her. Not that I cared. It was unfrigin-beleivable with Musab "I need to go to the Hospital emergency room" He was complaining of a soar throat just go to your G.P. "NO I need ER" I then suggested the NHS Walkin center no appointment you just walk in for minor things and they just tel you to wrap up warm. Its free. Was so cool like watching house, I joined in with the nurse I know words like sarcodosis now I watch House MD too much for about an hour after I'm being sarcastic and mean to everyone. "Do you have an alergy to penicillin because thats an important differential factor in the diagnosis isn't it nurse" Justed needed some pain pills the special little fucker.
Anyway in case you don't hear from me
Good afternoon Good evening and Goodnight!!
I swear looking at the sky not one single cloud, clear blue everywhere. Too perfect to be real.. one could poke a hole or sale right in to it.
Had a fun time with this French Canadian girl. Have invited her to come. She seems very keen. Its funny when I checked out the Guineas records to find my category. But they don't seem to fucking have one its hilarious speed read this I cracked up reading the last one.
It is not possible for us to recognize national or parochial (country or region-specific) records. There are nearly 200 independent countries in the world, and you will understand that it is simply not possible for us to list 200 national records for every one of the world records we currently recognize. We therefore only publish an absolute or overall world record in each category that is not dependent on the nationality of the person who set it.
Similarly, we do not classify any of our records according to the race, ethnic background or religion of the person setting them.
Examples of proposals we do not accept:
Fastest Englishman to climb Mt Everest
Fastest run across North America by an African-American
Most sit ups by a Christian
Can you just imagine the youngest harry khrishna to climb everest or the highest altitude reached by a pagan on a broomstick. Put the point was that the black guy made big deal about being black as the the youngest black person yada yada I would have surley been the youngest white person. They should add a catagory!!
I'm out with Jane from Quebec whom I liked much talking away with her and we go see Musab for a rest stop...my envy has subsided whisky on the rocks yaser!! No problem Ash!! Oh its fucking great they make my dinner and OMG what a fucking pair of morons they spent all the money on the flat and they received an unexpected 2k council tax bill I have to go and translate for them. But I'm taking Jane to the pent house and scared for her a lot she's gonna be a lamb to the slaughter here, there all gonna hit on her. Not that I cared. It was unfrigin-beleivable with Musab "I need to go to the Hospital emergency room" He was complaining of a soar throat just go to your G.P. "NO I need ER" I then suggested the NHS Walkin center no appointment you just walk in for minor things and they just tel you to wrap up warm. Its free. Was so cool like watching house, I joined in with the nurse I know words like sarcodosis now I watch House MD too much for about an hour after I'm being sarcastic and mean to everyone. "Do you have an alergy to penicillin because thats an important differential factor in the diagnosis isn't it nurse" Justed needed some pain pills the special little fucker.
Anyway in case you don't hear from me
Good afternoon Good evening and Goodnight!!
Sunday 12 April 2009
Neurotic nightmares, Easter paranoia.
I don't know whats happened, I stopped my medication last month because I seemed to function fine without it and since I had all those strange dreams but its not just like that anymore, its now at such an intense degree I now dream all night long. You won't believe the night I had I spent the entire night tidying up in a dream. I had to make these journeys by car and it was interwoven with 3 reoccurring dreams I just had so many things to do and 3 places to go back and forth from and I had all my stuff and every place was a mess and my Dad was making me do it and being a total cunt about it but I was busy trying to find my things. I was trying to follow a list my mum wrote. It was like that all night and I was being interrupted and it got messier and messier and I wanted to escape and I was getting so angry with everyone because I really trusted that it was real and I was upset because I didn't know what was real anymore and I rang up Yaser because I was at a nightclub with him last night I couldn't go inside because of the shoe nazis and I hate nightclubs anyway I really fucking hate them now and I said "This is a dream!! Thats whats happening that's why nothing makes sence because I was cleaning up and I remember the car but I don't know how I got here"
"I can't hear you"
This is a story I'm finding hard to tell and structure lets see how well I do. It began yesterday with some couch-surfers. I was feeling very crappy and thinking oh I won't like them and all this neurotic guilt about thinking that and what if they're pretty and that's why I like them. My mind wouldn't leave me alone all these strange thoughts kept coming at me so I had to disassociate myself from it all to keep calm, I felt withdrawn but after an evening I found them very friendly and funny and I got on with them really well. I hate York and these people come and ask me about the good things in York. I never seem to get the answer right or I have to tell them that I hate it here and they will then want to know why. The next day I took them in to town and it was really strange I found myself having fun or something and it turns out there's all this stuff here that makes it a kinda cool place. I completely came out of my shell everything was so different I was laughing and we were talking on and on and all of the other stuff disappeared. I seemed to trust that everything was OK it seemed really easy. I had to help Musab with something and so we all went to his flat on the way there was this public baptizing I think a bad seed was planted from that point, it freaked me out, all these people of the street climbing in to this bath fully clothed and this youth group wanting to spread the word of God and talking about this being some human being type Character with either real or metaphorical hands and a personality with very specific opinions and emotions. I just don't get what its for, why are people doing these things. We all went to Musabs place and I felt worse I've just seen an example of what can motivate people to behave the way that they do and now I'm inviting these girls back to a flat with these Arabian guys and I just feel so ambivalent towards them. Sometimes I think I'm just being paranoid or too sensitive about things.
"I can't hear you"
This is a story I'm finding hard to tell and structure lets see how well I do. It began yesterday with some couch-surfers. I was feeling very crappy and thinking oh I won't like them and all this neurotic guilt about thinking that and what if they're pretty and that's why I like them. My mind wouldn't leave me alone all these strange thoughts kept coming at me so I had to disassociate myself from it all to keep calm, I felt withdrawn but after an evening I found them very friendly and funny and I got on with them really well. I hate York and these people come and ask me about the good things in York. I never seem to get the answer right or I have to tell them that I hate it here and they will then want to know why. The next day I took them in to town and it was really strange I found myself having fun or something and it turns out there's all this stuff here that makes it a kinda cool place. I completely came out of my shell everything was so different I was laughing and we were talking on and on and all of the other stuff disappeared. I seemed to trust that everything was OK it seemed really easy. I had to help Musab with something and so we all went to his flat on the way there was this public baptizing I think a bad seed was planted from that point, it freaked me out, all these people of the street climbing in to this bath fully clothed and this youth group wanting to spread the word of God and talking about this being some human being type Character with either real or metaphorical hands and a personality with very specific opinions and emotions. I just don't get what its for, why are people doing these things. We all went to Musabs place and I felt worse I've just seen an example of what can motivate people to behave the way that they do and now I'm inviting these girls back to a flat with these Arabian guys and I just feel so ambivalent towards them. Sometimes I think I'm just being paranoid or too sensitive about things.
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