Saturday 23 May 2009

Job Interview

Just had a job interview. It went very well I think, I'm getting good at answering those structured questions blah blah blah part of a team.... Job satisfaction stuff like that you don't even need to listen to yourself just hit all those keywords. I'm doing sales advising people about the kind of computer hardware they would like on a shop floor... well I might be I'm quite confident I have the Job. Yesterday was fun I was with the Arabs.... those people need to learn how to eat, its not always practical to use just your hands. I was running an erand driving to this dealers house for them, there was a joint in it for me.......I'd drive to Landsend for a joint!! Then we played football on the PS3 and I was doing very well scoring goals.... if not in the wrong net and when I learned who I was and where to shoot I kept doing it past half time because they swap over.

Sunday 10 May 2009

Musab's guide to Shisha.



We went to Manchester yesterday, Musab invited me in to the world of Shisha. If you don't know this is Arabian fruit flavored smoking. I've tried it before but I didn't get it mmmmm appley smoke ...and? I got roped in to buying one. It would be great if I can adapt it to get high. The whole day was a disaster, I'm expecting a speeding ticket in the post a camera took my picture. Some parking attendant cunt gave me a ticket because I wasn't parked in a bay correctly. On arriving home we get out our Shisha's and Musab says "You'll love it, its very relaxing!!" I had to disagree after lit coal ended up all over the carpets of 3 separate rooms. Its taken me all day with a water vacuum cleaning up and the house insurance covers nothing. Only one room was my fault.