guiness book of records, Musabs hypocondria...and his PA

Its been a very interesting past few days. Unbelievably beautiful .....I got my hands on some pot....every bodies all sunned out and happy and hooked on god endorphines for the easter period OMG and I'm all paranoid its like the whole world revolves around me and there all in on it somehow!! I'm in The Truman Show here!!
I swear looking at the sky not one single cloud, clear blue everywhere. Too perfect to be real.. one could poke a hole or sale right in to it.
Had a fun time with this French Canadian girl. Have invited her to come. She seems very keen. Its funny when I checked out the Guineas records to find my category. But they don't seem to fucking have one its hilarious speed read this I cracked up reading the last one.



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I'm out with Jane from Quebec whom I liked much talking away with her and we go see Musab for a rest stop...my envy has subsided whisky on the rocks yaser!! No problem Ash!! Oh its fucking great they make my dinner and OMG what a fucking pair of morons they spent all the money on the flat and they received an unexpected 2k council tax bill I have to go and translate for them. But I'm taking Jane to the pent house and scared for her a lot she's gonna be a lamb to the slaughter here, there all gonna hit on her. Not that I cared. It was unfrigin-beleivable with Musab "I need to go to the Hospital emergency room" He was complaining of a soar throat just go to your G.P. "NO I need ER" I then suggested the NHS Walkin center no appointment you just walk in for minor things and they just tel you to wrap up warm. Its free. Was so cool like watching house, I joined in with the nurse I know words like sarcodosis now I watch House MD too much for about an hour after I'm being sarcastic and mean to everyone. "Do you have an alergy to penicillin because thats an important differential factor in the diagnosis isn't it nurse" Justed needed some pain pills the special little fucker.

Anyway in case you don't hear from me
Good afternoon Good evening and Goodnight!!