Spooky Black Cat

Eddie is the name of our cat and he has an arch-enemisis whatever its called. This horrible vicous black cat.... and its a vile bully to Eddie....thats why this is so strange becaues we squirt water at it and run after it all the time. I was having a nap on my mums bed and Eddie is resting on top of me and I hear this meowing and this black cat has somehow made it in our house and climbed the stairs. It jumps up on the window sill walks out on to the small window ledge. I get up to look out the window and the little fucker by magic apparently is at the bottom of the garden making its way over the fence. I STILL CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW IT MANAGED IT!!