Saturday 16 April 2011

Now the men!! The summation.

I get hit on a lot by men and while compiling a list of 15 women that has amazed me!! I always though that it was mostly guys that were interested. Now I'm having a hard time remembering any of them but let me see.

Guy #1
Was in Manchester on canal street. I was mistaken for a rent boy and almost fell backwards in to the canal!!

Guy #2
For a short period of time I use to hang around with goths and used to pick up weed there. The EU had recently added Poland or something does that make sence? Anyway this Polish guy tried to pick me up.

Guy #3
A guy offered to buy me a drink in a bar? He said no strings? Maybe he was serious like me. Cause I do that and women don't believe me.

Guy #4

Another guy in a bar buys me a drink. It so happens it was a gay bar. What was I doing in a gay bar? What are you my mother? I prefer the music there.

Guy #5
I was at a nightclub in York and I remember this guy that insisted I was gay. Same goes for Guy #6.

Guy #7

The fat guy in mexico!! I got free crisps!!


Guy#8
I'm running out of memories ummmm oh the guy in the pie shop. I got free coffee!! Its mostly a great way to get free things. I shouldn't be taking advantage.

Guy #9
That guy in NSW...what an ugly fat pig. totally took advantage of me but fortunatly i know that a very breif back scrub is the limit. Walsing in the fucking bathroom while I was showering. What a dick!!
Guy 10

Ok now I don't actually know for sure but thank fuck its gotta be the last guy. I actually really liked him...as a person and oh no he's not the last. I couldn't figure him out though. I met him when he was drunk and I didn't know if he was gay cause he really seemed gay and took a special interest in me and this other guy from Austin and I wanted to keep in touch with them both cause then I found that he was dating all these women.

Fortunatly I can add another women to the list. She worked at the same place. Same pathetic story of being way too shy and stuff. I really liked her and I really did wanna get to know her but I was such a twat and was really scared of fucking it up. I have now also remebered Carolina, She was a colombian goddess and I was going to enter in to an arranged marraige with her. I never heard back from her about that. Oh well.

Ok so after calculating all my love interested airgo people interested in me since I have been on the scene ha ha . it totals........

21 women +-  woman.

so thats 27 people since I was about 18. OH OH OH. I mean 28 cause i can add a really seedy internet affair I had with this women on the internet (I saw her on cam she was definatly a women) I forget her name. Oh crap I suppose I have to include another Irishka!! She was a russian girl and we work on jasminlive together. 29 people!! Ok so this is interesting. I had noooo idea I would be able to come up with OMG GOD DAMN IT GEMMA!! I think thats that!! I am sooo sooo sure that I have an acurate record now Gemma Wilkinson from high school. I reeeeallly liked her she was sooo nice and OMG the othr girl in the petrol station makes it an uneven 31. She did ask me out. 31 women I could include Hannah from Cafe Rouge but she was dating paul and she just said that she liked me and I didn't know how. Another girl who worked there complemented my hair. My measure is girls that I know for sure I could have been with. OK I have added up to 21 women and have corrected that at the top.


This was very pointless!!
















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